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the rediculous list

September 6, 2007

Entry number one:

Lady calls, and I shall try to type out a reenactment, saying:  “Um… hi.  I’m calling about the ‘breast feeding article’ … uh, I wanted to know what went wrong.  Oh, I’m from the LA Times.” 

What went wrong???????????????????????????

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Entry number two (thirty seconds later):

Man calls:  “Hey.  Could I speak with Piglet Esthner?” 

Joel: “I’m sorry. I don’t have that name on my list.” 

What else was I supposed to say??  Try calling Christopher Robin?? 

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