Stupid, STUPID people…

The rediculous list continues.  Entry number three:

Joel:  Good afternoon McKinney.  May I help you?

(Silence)

J:  Hello?

Crazy Lady:  Yes, what’s the zip code for North Carolina?

J:  Did you just ask what the zip code for North Carolina is?

CL:  Yes.

J:  There are lots of zip codes in North Carolina.  Did you happen to have a city in mind?

CL:  Oh!  Yes, Raleigh.

J:  Actually, Raleigh has many zip codes.  We’re located in Durham would you like that one?

CL:  Sure.

J:  27701.

CL:  That’s the zip code for Durham?!

J:  That’s one of them.

CL:  I’m trying to Reach McKinley and Silver, an advertising agency.

J:  This is McKinney and Silver.

CL:  OH!!  Could I Please speak with Regina Gibson…. or Brigola? (Please note:  Her last name is Brizzolara)

Have a nice day.

Feel smart.

the rediculous list

Entry number one:

Lady calls, and I shall try to type out a reenactment, saying:  “Um… hi.  I’m calling about the ‘breast feeding article’ … uh, I wanted to know what went wrong.  Oh, I’m from the LA Times.” 

What went wrong???????????????????????????

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Entry number two (thirty seconds later):

Man calls:  “Hey.  Could I speak with Piglet Esthner?” 

Joel: “I’m sorry. I don’t have that name on my list.” 

What else was I supposed to say??  Try calling Christopher Robin??